hogwarts founders + everyone is a woman
requested by anon
i will will never not reblog this
Can’t reblog fast enough!!
|Socialism:||You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.|
|Communism:||You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.|
|Fascism:||You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.|
|Nazism:||You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.|
|Bureaucratism:||You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..|
|Traditional Capitalism:||You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.|
|An American Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.|
|A French Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.|
|Japanese Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.|
|An Italian Corporation:||You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.|
|A Swiss Corporation:||You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.|
|Chinese Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.|
|An Iraqi Corporation:||Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......|
|Counter Culture:||'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'|
|Surrealism:||You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.|
|Apathyologism:||You have 2 cows. You do not care.|
|Fatalist:||You have 2 doomed cows...|
|Atheism:||You have 2 cows. There is no God.|
|A West-Country Corporation:||You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.|
|A Brazilian Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.|
|Russia:||You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.|
|PETA:||You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.|
|Moffat:||You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.|
|Hussie:||You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.|
|Romney:||You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.|
|Once-ler:||You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.|
|Old Spice:||You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.|
|An Irish Corporation:||You have a million cows because they're everywhere|
|Tumblr:||You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.|
|Also Tumblr:||I give you a hamburger.|
|Night Vale:||You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?|
|Tom Hiddleston:||You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.|
|Thranduil:||You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.|
|Dwarves:||You had two cows but now they're on fire.|
|Bilbo Baggins:||You did not invite those two cows for dinner.|
|Cows:||The shit you go through.|
|This post:||Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked|
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
"Those poor boys"
"She deserves to be punished too."
"I’m not saying I support rape, but-"
"Sorry to say - she deserved it."
"She put herself in harm’s way"
"But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."
"She ruined their lives."
"Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’.."
"Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?"
"Boys will be boys!"
"She should know better than to drink at a party…"
Cannot not reblog.
How the second-largest daily newspaper in Canada described Robert Downey Jr.’s eyes (x)
"THIS PICTURE WILL NOT CHANGE THE WORLD, BUT I STILL NEED FEMINISM AND I’M GOING TO REALLY, REALLY TELL YOU WHY":
-Because I got called a whore for wearing a short plaid skirt when I was 10
-and because when Nujood Ali from Yemen was 10 she got divorced
-Because black girls’ names became my classmates’ favorite “joke” when I was 11
-and because when an 11-year-old girl in Texas was raped by 18 men the New York Times wrote of how the girl “dressed older than her age”
-Because I started counting calories when I was 14
-and because when Malala Yousafzai was 14 she was shot in the head for trying to go to school
-Because I heard a boy greet a girl with “hey slut” today at age 16
-and because when a 16-year-old girl in Steubenville, Ohio was filmed being raped by two boys at a party while unconscious the CNN reporters talked about how tragic it was because the rapists had such bright futures as athletes
-Because I will have to watch my drink at all bars and parties when I am 22
-and because when CeCe McDonald was 22 she was sentenced to 41 months in prison for defending herself against a man who screamed transphobic, racist insults at her and then slashed her face with a bottle
-Because no matter what age I am the biggest threat to men will still be heart disease, and the biggest threat to women will still be men.
-Because it is not just about me, because it is not just about anger, because it is not just a JOKE, because it is not just about “hating men,” because it is not just about girls with vaginas, because it is not just about ending “slut”, because it is not just about white straight girls in Rookie magazine, because it is not just about writing on backs, because it is not just about the fact that gay men are “fags” but lesbians are “hot,” because it is not just about pictures of thin white girls being the only google image results for the search phrase “beautiful women”, because it is not just about writing signs, because it is not just about what she was wearing or how many times she said yes before she changed her answer to no, because misogyny is not just about one thing and feminism is not just about one thing and it is not just “a trend” and it will not “happen” in just one way.
-And because yes. It is about equality for EVERYONE, but first and foremost it needs to be about equality for girls, because they are not treated equally to men, in every single sense, and you are not going to take feminism away from me and call me bossy/hostile/aggressive and make this about yourself or make it into a joke, because truth be told, I’m not joking and I’m tired of explaining. If you want to call yourself a feminist, you work hard to spread feminism, you do not turn this into a contest of whose struggle is greater and constantly demand to know what you can get out of feminism personally. Feminism is not just about you, or me, it is about everyone. If you’re male and you’re tired of men being stereotyped as hyper-masculine, soulless, sexist, inherent leader-tyrant creatures, then go out and prove the patriarchy wrong and fight for girls, like someone with a soul who believes in equality would. Then, yes, feminism will be about everyone.
Unnecessary love triangles
did you mean the entire teen fiction section
like navigating a fucking mine field
James Lopez is a veteran Disney animator (The Lion King, Pocahontas, Paperman) who is trying to raise funding for his primarily hand-drawn short film, Hullabaloo, with hopes of eventually finding a studio to fund a full-length version.
From the film’s IndieGo page:
Hullabaloo is the story of Veronica Daring, a brilliant young scientist who returns home from an elite finishing school to find her father—the eccentric inventor Jonathan Daring—missing without a trace! The only clue left behind points Veronica toward Daring Adventures, an abandoned amusement park used by her father to test his fantastical steam-powered inventions. There she discovers a strange girl named Jules, a fellow inventor who agrees to help Veronica in locating her missing father and discovering the secrets of his work.
In addition to helping save 2D animation, Hullabaloo aims to encourage girls to explore science and adventure. The film’s two protagonists are both young women and both scientists who use their intellect, wits, and courage to fight greed and corruption. We hope that Veronica Daring and her friend Jules will serve as positive role models for girls of all ages and encourage them to get excited about science, engineering, and sci-fi.
To see some footage and a short video pitch from Lopez, click here.
I will reblog Hullabaloo every. Single. Time. It’s on my dash.
We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me...